The Chao Te Ching is a meditation on the Sacred Chao, a yin-yangish symbol which represents everything worth knowing, and also a lot of stuff not worth knowing. In 81 brief chapters which parallel the Tao Te Ching, this modern Discordian text synthesizes ancient Taoism and irreligious Zenarchy. This manual teaches how to discover your inner spag, the silly fool who, through laughter, is neither confined by apparent order nor bewildered by apparent disorder.
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I like this, but scribd makes you pay just to download or print. Any chance of a PDF link or something?
You shouldn’t need to pay… did you click the download button?
If it demands that you login, and you really don’t want to do that, just use one of these accounts: http://www.bugmenot.com/view/scribd.com
Last few times I’ve tried to download or print something it told me I had to pay. I used bugmenot and it worked just fine. It’s a confusing world sometimes. Thanks Cram!