Trying to plan what kind of abominable undead creature I should become for all time.
Mummies have it pretty good, as do liches. I think being a specter of some sort would get old because you can’t touch anything without it getting all slimey. Definitely wouldn’t want to be a zombie. And being a vampire would be more headache than it’s worth - between feeding, passing for a mortal, and sleeping all day, where’s your free time?
People tell me I should just accept the fact that I am a mortal and therefore will die one day. But that seems like a huge cop-out.
Plot twist: Tumblr.com is an unused domain. You log onto a blank page every day. The people you follow are all personalities in your split mind. Their ramblings on your dash are ramblings in your head. As you follow more people, your personality fractures into more shards. You are on a downward spiral into self-conversing insanity and not even you know it.
It’s too early for this shit.