Trying to plan what kind of abominable undead creature I should become for all time.
Mummies have it pretty good, as do liches. I think being a specter of some sort would get old because you can’t touch anything without it getting all slimey. Definitely wouldn’t want to be a zombie. And being a vampire would be more headache than it’s worth - between feeding, passing for a mortal, and sleeping all day, where’s your free time?
People tell me I should just accept the fact that I am a mortal and therefore will die one day. But that seems like a huge cop-out.
Plot twist: Tumblr.com is an unused domain. You log onto a blank page every day. The people you follow are all personalities in your split mind. Their ramblings on your dash are ramblings in your head. As you follow more people, your personality fractures into more shards. You are on a downward spiral into self-conversing insanity and not even you know it.
It’s too early for this shit.
Happy Discordians for Jesus Day
Here’s my favorite Jesus quote, from the apocryphal Gospel of Thomas.
Jesus said, “Those who seek the truth should not stop seeking until they find it. When they find it, they will be DISTURBED.”
You can see why the pope had that removed that from the bible, it contains too much truth about the MIND CURLDING LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR which is the holy trinity.
Some of you may know that it is the Christian Ash Wednesday today. In an effort to convert the masses to Discordia it has been proposed that Erisians start assimilating Christian holidays just as the Christian holidays have assimilated those of Pagan faiths in the past. This will make the conversion of Greyfaces to Discordianism a little easier for them (if you think they deserve it.)
Traditionally Lent is a time of giving something up in a commemoration of Jesus’ 40 days of temptation in the desert. The Erisian faithful may use this time to fight the temptations of Order and embrace a little more Disorder.
As you may be aware, 40 days is 8 weeks in the Discordian calendar. There are 8 points on the Chaos Star and the 5th week of Lent starts with “Discordians for Jesus Day”
Here we can clearly see that the proto-discordian Jesus was planning this for the Erisians of the future all those years ago. And he didn’t eat a single hot dog (or bun) in the time he was in the desert, let his efforts be inspiration to us all.